I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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