please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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