Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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