Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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