Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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