you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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