i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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