Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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