Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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