Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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