FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
