i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
