The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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