do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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