Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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