So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
And then my night got REAL pukey
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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