He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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