apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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