The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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