The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
