I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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