First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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