would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
vagina is talking i cant
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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