So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You have to summon your inner elephant
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
