If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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