this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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