He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize
