dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize
