he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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