Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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