The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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