You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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