I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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