the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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