And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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