Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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