I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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