My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
