Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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