how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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