Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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