So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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