Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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