It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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