I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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