Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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