yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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