After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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