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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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