VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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