we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we're making bets on your personal life
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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