1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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