Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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