just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
